BILLBOARD

We were out and about this afternoon and on the way home we were on the highway just driving along. I hear Evelyn singing in the back and she is happy and having a good time to herself. Then I hear her say "hey look!! Up there!! It's me mom, it's meeee!!"

Up ahead on the opposite side of the road there was a huge billboard. It was a black background with big, bold, writing that said "THE EXECUTIVE - GENTLEMEN'S CLUB". And in the corner of the billboard there was a picutre of an attractive, barely dressed woman with long blond hair - just like Evelyn's hair.

I said "that's not you Evelyn! That lady just has nice pretty blond hair like you huh!" She agreed and that was that.

Then I thought to myself ..."and I better not EVER see you on the top of a billboard like that - EVER!"

Oh, Evelyn!!!